Advey quotes!

This is totes what happens when I get into the AFI quotes thread at the board hahahaha. Some are new (as in I've never seen them before) and some are classic. ALL of them are hysterical. <3 I tried to keep it to the DAVEY AND ADAM theme but there's not alot of them together it seems. :(

Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.

"My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say its not important, but it is...oh and she can't hate me either."-Davey (I dunno if I'm hot, but I am ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS. And I TOTALLY don't hate Davey ;)) 


Davey: Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam: Slipknot.
Davey: Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam: They want to take over the world.


[Interviewer asked them about those in between words on Wester, Adam says he doesn't know and just goes] : "We were just one world away, bluebleeblah... let us stay one world away."

ADAM: We used to play here, and there’d be naked people, animals, blood, ceremonial wine; now I’m like, “Hey, that’s a nice table.”
DAVEY: It is a nice table.



Adam:

Me, I was never too good at dating. So I was thinking maybe a couple of tall-boy beers, sitting on a hillside somewhere. (I know you love this nikki!)

Overhaul me words, matey, for what I say be true. Blessed ye be with a strong character and a forgivin' nature. These shipshape qualities have steered ye safely through squalls to the captivatin' shores of the Magic Kingdom. I see favourable winds and a pleasant passage if ye charts yer course through the sea 'o life by this golden rule: Avoid common gossip and shun' the bilge rats what live by it. Mark well me words, matey: He who chatters to ye, will chatter about ye! (LOL) 


Davey: 


D: I don't skate as much as I should. I've skated since I was eight years old, I suck terribly. I got my first subscription to Thrasher in '84. I got it for my birthday from my mom. And I didn't get any premium with it. I got no shirt, no skate rock, no video, nothing. They offered it, but I didn't get it.
JT: So what you're saying is Thrasher owes you a skate rock tape?
D: Yes. I believe it was Skate Rock Two.

He came to our house the day AOD was released and he, Adam, Hunter (Jade was out of town), Saves the Day, and myself walked down to the local record store so we could stare at it on the shelf for the first time. It looked pretty much the same as it did while it was sitting on the shelf in my room for the past month, but hey...little pleasures. (OMG so cute!)


This one has me LMFAO (no adam though :( It's the part at the end that cracks me up)


interviewer: What’s your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I’m God.
Hunter: He follows him. I’m atheist.
Interviewer: Oh my god, you don’t believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No.
Davey: I always go up to him, and I’m like, “Fucking Hunter ... what’s up?”
Hunter: I have a picture of the one god that I do put all my faith in, right here. (He pulls out his wallet and shows a picture.) His name is Molo, and he’s the god of moles.
Interviewer: I’m just asking, because I see how all your stuff has 666 and stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re Satanic, I’m just wondering where that came from.
Hunter: My phone number. I didn’t want to give it all away...
Interviwer: So I’m not going to get enlightened, am I?
Davey: You can if you believe in me.
Interviewer: I do believe in God, and I didn’t know I was going to meet him tonight.
Davey: Just welcome me into your heart.
Jade: The Lord has mysterious hair.
Davey: The Lord has mysterious fashion sense.



"One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd, and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip, and I had to go get stitches." -Davey. (oh please please do this in march. ;) But without the stitches! haha)


Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans. . ." -Davey (HA! Even Davey craves hamburger) 


Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage girls out there, the drummer with hair likes rough sex. -Davey (for you Nicole, even though you've already read it 1085847x ;))


More later!