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Davey: I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You', or the 'Fuck You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam: Uh, no.
Davey: What's wrong with you?!

interviewer- If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey- Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer- It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey- Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey- So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer- Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey- Probably Adam
Interviewer- Why Adam?
Davey- Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam- Tender!
Interviewer- Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey- Right.
Adam- I'm the other white meat!

Davey: Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam: Slipknot.
Davey: Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam: They want to take over the world.

Adam: We played a show at Gilman St. in '93 or '94 and some girl hit me right in the stomach with a full can of Pepsi. I watched her wind up from like five feet away and just fire it at me. I couldn't believe it. I almost stopped playing and choked her. If it was a Coke I might have drank it.

Adam: There are a lot of tards in San Francisco

davey: you're not gonna see depeche mode, you're not!